The good with the bad mini-update

Ok so things I left off, mom cleaning hours after the storm, if you know my mom you know she cleans and cleans the invisible dirt that is in my parents house. The best part of this, it was hours after the storm, hours, dirt was going to build up over the next 3 days till we got power back, so she cleaned everyday and swept up all the invisible dirt along with the maybe 1 or 2 sweeps of actual dirt. Dad was still able to pull off gourmet meals off a propane colman grill, amazing, we had 3 massive meals a day and we aren't talking cans of soup. The crazy generator people who leave them on all day long and all night long, yes all night to power what? Lights? Air? It was 65 outside. Best part was the guy's generator seizing up after the dumbass forgot to change the oil after 2 days straight. No more electricity for you mr smarty pants, loser. Saw more HurricaneHunnies today, I see no point in it but hey, since everyone else will be white as day from staying in, however you oh HurricanHunnies.com will be golden brown like the chicken everyone can't wait to eat from Publix as soon as they get in. Mmmmm already cooked Publix chicken, thank you Wilma for taking that from us. You know what else is weird I swear it was the same HurricaneHunnies I saw yesterday that I saw today in the gas line, like they filled up, drove to BFE and then needed to fill up to do it all again? I thought the point of waiting in the gas line was to get somewhere you really needed to go, like work, and keep driving to a minimum so you don't have to wait in line the next day, but alas I am not a HurricaneHunnie so I do not know for sure where they drove. Chrome and myself were also trying to come up with a solution for internet after a storm, DSL seems ok, but it's sketchy, cable seems to be worse, satellite is a no go since you need phone up, microwave is dependant on line of sight, right now only the edge card for laptops might be the way to go but even then, cell phone was crazy after the storm, who knows it the data portion would hold up well.